irishdragon85 wrote:lol well ok then here goes and if i get banned so be it it was fun meeting you guys. WARNING DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING JOKE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY CRUDE LANGUAGE:
A White Guy, Black Guy, and Asian Guy all die and go to hell when they get down there they meet Satan who tells em "i'll put you back into a body back on earth if you can run across this lava while holding your d*ck in your hand with out it melting" they all look at each other and agree to it the Asian Guy goes first he grabs his junk and runs across the lava he gets about two feet across before it melts and he falls into the lava the White Guy goes next and he's like "i can do this" so he grabs his d*ck and runs across he gets about half way before it melts and he falls into the lava. The Black Guy goes next he grabs his d*ck and runs all the way across when he makes it to the other side Satan is waiting for him and asks him "how'd you do that?" the Black Guy looks at him and says "didn't you know Milk Chocolate melts in your mouth not your hand?"
Unfortunately, I've heard that before.
So it reminds me of this as well :
An Asian guy, a Jewish guy, a Black guy, and a white guy all go to the top of a mountain trying to prove that they are loyal to their race. The Asian guy jumps of the mountain shouting "For Asia!". The Jewish guy does the same shouting "This is for all the jewish people in the world!".
The Black guy shouts, "This is for all the black people in the world," grabs the white guy and throws him from the top of the mountain.