Post And Answer Riddles!

hey heres a good one i heard,

a women shot her husband. she put him under water for 5 minutes. then she hung him. but 10 minutes later they went on a nice dinner together.how is that possible?


will post after a couple or tries

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. Muahahaha. I got a good one.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

psh im not telling yet

the lions are dead, so the lion room
lions cant go without food for 3 years.

hey heres a good one i heard,

a women shot her husband. she put him under water for 5 minutes. then she hung him. but 10 minutes later they went on a nice dinner together.how is that possible?


will post after a couple or tries

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. Muahahaha. I got a good one.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

psh im not telling yet

the lions are dead, so the lion room
lions cant go without food for 3 years.

haha right, the lions cant go on without food for 3 years . Gj

hmmm...let me see if you guys can figure this one out.

What doesn't exist, but has a name?

"Nothing"

[DarkPacMan77]

hmmm...let me see if you guys can figure this one out.

What doesn't exist, but has a name?

My ex.

-DarkPacMan77-

"Nothing"

you SOB. lol

but yeah thats right and DarkPacMan thats wrong, but funny lmao.

heres a sort of easy one:

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

not yet..

lol your on that riddles site.

its charcoal

haha yea i just found it there . Lemme see..

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Kills life, and ends laughter.

got it from a book

[ace]

Is it empty space? darkness? light? Pickles?

Is it empty space? darkness? light? Pickles?

man you were so close with pickles.. well it was dark.

[ace]

Ah, that was my first guess, but then the "cannot be seen" got to me so I guess space, then I guessed darkness, and threw in some more guesses just in case.

heres one:

What is and is not everything yet it exists