Roaches?!

Man you guys have no idea how much roaches FREAK me out. I have had so many f'd up experiences with roaches, but they are hilarious afterwards. I just had another experience and I just thought I'd share a few of my experiences.

1. I woke up one day and the alarm went off so I went to go turn it off, and a roach was on top so I felt all on the roach.. EWW.

2. One time I was just laying there in my bed and all of a sudden I saw a roach crawling on my sheets so I was like F**K so I jumped out of my bed in like .0001 seconds and I was looking for something to kill it and all I could find was a hammer so I was CHASING the roach for like 10 minutes.. man that was so messed up. While I was chasing it, it was FLYING all around me room, man I hate those flying roaches!

3. I was just sitting on the coach, minding my own business and all of a sudden I feel something on my right shoulder and I look to it and its a dam roach sitting on my shoulder! I was like wtf!

4. Another time I was over at someones place and we were playing cards and I got up to stretch and I stepped on a roach, man hat was creepy. I spent several minutes washing my foot, I would have probably burned my foot off to get rid of the feeling (sarcastic.. but seriously.. >_>)

5. Just a few minutes ago I was watching tv and my sister came in my room and was saying there is a roach in her room. She was saying it could fly. So I looked in there and it was flying EVERYWHERE, I mean it was flying all over and crawling everywhere. Then all of a sudden another came out of no where so there where 2 roaches flying around and crawling in her room. I was like F**k! We finally killed both of them.

Man I don't know what it is but I am a really sissy when it comes to roaches. I can handle anything else though lol. What is the fear of roaches called?

I've never seen a Roach, only on TV. I live in NZ and we don't have Roachs here =D YES!!!

Well, you should get a pet bat

i hate spiders more, one was on my TV i went to get my shoe then it was gone...

Lucky Reigo . Ah so bats like to eat roaches? And yea, I know a guy who is afraid of spiders, he is a huge guy too, its funny.
I heard that roaches are in the shrimp family, that made me not eat shrimp for a little bit but shrimp is too good.

Yep, Bats eat roaches, and spiders eat roaches.

haha dude you seem to have a lot of roaches, we dont have hardly any...

I haven't seen any roaches in several months though. The experience before the last probably happened a few years ago.

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Thats pretty sick having roaches in ur house......

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Yea.. well anyways, I only had one experience in this house.

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one time i turned on a facet at my school and like some water was coming out but not all. i was washing my hands in the water then this big A$$ roach landed on my hand.

i was sleeping in my friends basement once and i woke up feeling something crawling in my ear so i like tried to grab it out but accidentally squished it IN MY EAR